This movie is one of the best disney movies of all time
'that's it she's going down'
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
guys i actually came up with a good response within 8 seconds of him tweeting
why is levi yelling at eren
because of all the big ass trees
I CAN’T WATCH THE LORAX THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN OMG
…So what, Onceler is Erwin?
SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.
The last picture is the face of fear.
no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it
how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post
i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that
Me responding to anon hate
when your OTP reads fanfiction
then they are really grossed out and saying “Ew!”
“Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
I don’t get why people want to feed their carnivorous animals an all vegetarian diet? Like if your animal was meant to eat only plants it would have a mouth full of molars not sharp meat tearing teeth. If you want a snake but don’t want to feed it mice because you don’t like seeing things killed then don’t get a snake. Get a rabbit or a bird. That shit is animal abuse and all you are doing is killing that creature faster.