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"Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties."

Interviewer: Ever gotten lucky on a beach?
Mikey: I found a $20 bill once.
Interviewer: Would you ever rock a Speedo?
Mikey: If someone put a shotgun to my head.
Interviewer: Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Mikey: Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.
Interviewer: What’s your favourite ice-cream truck song?
Mikey: The Godfather theme. Yes, in Jersey, many an ice-cream truck played the Godfather theme.
Interviewer: How do you keep your makeup from running onstage when you get sweaty?
Mikey: I don’t. At the show we played tonight, eyeliner and sweat streamed into my eye and I was partially blinded.
Interviewer: Ever do socks with sandals?
Mikey: You wouldn’t catch my cold dead body with sandals on.
Interviewer: Is there a body part you hide during the summer?
Mikey: All of them.

mindswondering:

some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.

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aelulah:

tip: never say this to a girl, she will slaughter u

aelulah:

tip: never say this to a girl, she will slaughter u

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tonedgoals:

kkatkkrap:

winterinthetardis:

#firefox is experiencing a problem with windows

DAT CAPTION THO

I can’t. like I really just cannot 

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amandagoodbyeness:

WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINEimage

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edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

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basketballbutt-ies:

who needs a boyfriend when you’ve got 643 photos of your husband saved to your computer

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problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

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songstressaw:

The truth then and still the truth now.

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nekoukai:

stunningpicture:

Apple of love

now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did

nekoukai:

stunningpicture:

Apple of love

now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did

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makochantachibanana:

Tachibana Trio U u U

makochantachibanana:

Tachibana Trio U u U

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natalie dormer: i need you to murder sixteen people
me: sure!! your hair looks nice today
muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.

muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.

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dean-has-a-wing-kink:

he’s very done and tired

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eoubi:

pointless photos i took while i was sitting by the pool yesterday..

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